Try a Benny to break the ice

According to UrbanDictionary.com, a "benny" is an acronym used to describe "a tourist who visits the Jersey shore from Bayonne, Elizabeth, Newark, or New York" who can easily be spotted on the beach because of the following characteristics:

Men: New York Yankees cutoff t-shirt, backwards Yankees cap, tweezed eyebrows, polished fingernails, boombox cranked all the way up, cooler, large gold jewlery, Adidas's flipflops

Women: Big and long hair with obnoxious Gucci shades and other cranium accessories, polished French manicure with matching pedicure, animal print handbag, platform flipflops

Last night however, Grundlecrank stumbled upon a new definition for the term. "A Benny," it so happens, is also an unorthodox way for a plastered college student to become the life of the party.

How to do a Benny:
1. Prepare to do a tequila shot with your friends, preferably in the center of the party.
2. When you're about to take the shot in unison, snort the salt up your nose.
3. Drink the shot.
4. Squeeze the juice of the lime wedge into your eye.
5. And roar like Quinton "Rampage" Jackson after he beat former Ultimate Fighting Champion Chuck "The Iceman" Liddell.

You'll be the life of the party.